When Did Life Begin?

For me life began on August 26, 19__. It was a wonderful year. I remember it like it was yesterday. First I had to walk/crawl down a long dark hallway, and boy was it scary, then EUREKA!!!!. it was if I had hit the motherload of light! I was so excited I let out a big scream. And out of no where there were other people there, they were bigger than me, and at that point I thought I had been transported to another planet. But here I am 50 years later, and everything is groovy, I have found that life begins at different stages for different people. It just depends on who you are, where you are and definately who you know.. How do they say it , ‘It ain’t where you’re from, it’s where you’re at. Here I am, ya dingbat, now what!???