What is Santas Phone Number?

Although Santa has said that he intends to get a cell phone and or a land line he hasn’t gotten around to it what with the service being so bad at the North Pole and all. He is a very busy man and has recently had to bow to the demands of the Unionized Elves. If you would like to try and get through to him there are several relay services available. You can leave a message and hopefully the elves won’t erase it. Look here for more information: