What are the Steps to Become a Saint?

Well, you have to become Catholic. Then, you have to do good stuff for the world. Then you have to die. In the first five years after you die, the Catholic church reviews all the good stuff you did, and decides whether or not to begin the canonization process, which can take years, decades even, to complete. But don’t let that deter you. You should do the good stuff anyways. God loves those who love His people!