Here’s some jokes that are funny, yet safe. What’s the most musical part of your body? Your nose. You can pick it and you can blow it! A man took his dog to the vet and the vet said ‘your dog is dead but I want to do one more test’. The vet took a cat a waved it in front of the dog. When the man got his bill it was $300 dollars! When he asked the vet why it was so expensive, the vet said ‘it was $50 for my consultation, and $250 for the CatScan’!