What are Some Funny Jokes?

Here’s some jokes that are funny, yet safe. What’s the most musical part of your body? Your nose. You can pick it and you can blow it! A man took his dog to the vet and the vet said ‘your dog is dead but I want to do one more test’. The vet took a cat a waved it in front of the dog. When the man got his bill it was $300 dollars! When he asked the vet why it was so expensive, the vet said ‘it was $50 for my consultation, and $250 for the CatScan’!