How to Fake Your Own Death?

First thing you will need is a gerbil, a duck, duct tape, a banana, three sheets of leather, two wigs, three buckets of glitter, a midget, four oxen, two dogs, and a handsome fellow named Molly. In the meantime, read up on Johnny Sterling Martin, he actually faked his own death for a long time to avoid child support. For more information look here: