How to Ask a Guy to Sadies?

Ah, thanks Lil’ Abner. As if teenage girls didn’t have it hard enough, you had to go and invent Sadie Hawkins Day and make us ask the boys out. Just do it. Be bold. Be confident. Go up to him after class and ask him. And if he says he’ll be out of town, make sure you have a friend close by who can hold your hair in the bathroom while you throw up.