How does An Ink Jet Printer Work?

An inkjet printer works through mysticism and voodoo, requiring you to often sacrifice small children to it, and curse loudly while dancing around in anger in order for it to work, and often repays your voodoo rituals, by jamming itself with paper. They also work by dropping minuscule droplets of ink that are smaller than the diameter of a human hair onto the paper, making pretty pictures, or ugly ones, who knows what you print off in your spare time.